Review: Vush Empress 2

 

SEXUAL HEALTH! Ok, so now that we've got that out of the way, guess what we're talking about today! That's right, babes, we're talking about the not as often mentioned as I'd like for it to be topic here on the blog today, and that's the topic of self love. We espouse on the merits of self care, and really, self love does fall into that category, because if you don't love yourself, how can you expect others to love you too? And I'm sure you're very lovable, you just need to remind yourself that you are. 

 

We are on that topic today, namely because I was sent some excellent goodness from the lovely people over at Vush. Lots of you may already be familiar with this brand, and if you are, congratulations! And  if you're not, welcome! I hope this inspires a desire to click add to cart when you're shopping online for a bedside drawer companion next, because I've been very pleasantly surprised by this little device that delivered more than I expected it to.

 

First off, who is Vush, and why am I waxing lyrical about it? They are a sexual wellness brand that aims to to be inclusive, opening up dialogues about what is an important topic, and that, of course, is abolishing feelings of guilt and shame around self love, and what it does for us. Vush is so incredibly mainstreamed, that you can even pop it into your cart when you're looking to buy products from Priceline, or Adore Beauty, and it won't have you sneaking around, feeling like you're doing something naughty (unless that's your vibe, in which case, sorry), and their devices are rechargeable. 

 

If there's anything that's become apparent in the last few years, it's that life is short, and unpredictable things can happen, and we need to grab life by the horns. In short, our happiness matters, and the Vush Empress 2 has brought a layer of happiness that I didn't think it would achieve. The Empress 2 is a clitoral vacuum, which means it simulates a light sucking action, and you can pick from a range of different actions, as well as speeds, so you can vary it according to how you're feeling. That's 8 patterns and 5 levels, to be exact, which is rather a lot to choose from. 

 

Made from medical grade silicone, this is waterproof, which means you can make it your new bath or shower buddy, and it also has what it claims to be whisper soft technology, but in reality is more like having your phone on a soft vibration, so you can still hear it, but it's quieter than an electric toothbrush, which is certainly inconspicuous enough for your housemates to not hear it through the walls, but I can't guarantee that they won't hear you. Enough about the technical side of stuff - how does this really perform? Well, I can say that it is a slow burn situation, which is really kind of like the real thing for me, and while it doesn't go from 0 to O in a flash for me, when it hits the right note, it induces a knee trembling high that results in me losing my breath, and mind, for a while afterwards. In other words, this little baby is worth a ride, particularly if you have a bit of time on your hands. If you're keen to grab your own, you can currently use the code 'VUSH50' to get it at half it's usual price! To learn more about this divine piece of technology that will change your life (and possibly showers), head to their website. Have you tried anything from Vush yet?

*This product was provided for editorial consideration